Guys.

My Dad died.

Even after everything I said about him, even after all the crap he put me through, I still loved him, did and do. To the very end.

I love you, Daddy.

Douglas Christopher John McDougall

June 1952 to July 2009


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1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
No.

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
Drama? As in like ... the subject? Yes.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Not really.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My mum~

5. Small or large purses?:
:/ No purse.

6. Are you short?:
Tall, almost 5'10" now.

7. Do you like somebody:
:/ No not really.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
This happened recently ... and judging from that, I would ... have a panic attack ._.;

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
A bit, if they stink.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
YES

11. Are you double jointed?:
I wish I was ;-;

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
On the floor. Hah.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Urm, no, and again, nothx. Panic attack or violence plz

14. Is there of rumor going around about you?:
All the fucking time ._.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
Yea, that Darlow from school. I hate him. <.<

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
It's not. LOL

"X" Marks the Spot:
[] I do wear make up.
[X] I have cried at a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (I don't wear mascara)
[] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[X] I’d be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football. (Sports = ew for me.)
[] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat. (-_- Spoiled? Hahahaha yeah right Mr./Ms. Deluded.)
[X] Guys are confusing.
[X] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:
White.

2. Do you prefer light hair or dark hair in a girl/guy?:
I prefer dark hair.

3. Are you currently frustrated with someone?:
No.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
Yeah about 3: Kay, Anti and Spoof. Note that two are internet friends xD;

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Yes .-.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
Noooo fuck that shit.

7. Do you like your life?:
Dunno, not particularly.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from you?:
No x.x

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
I think so ..

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
I think so :/ But I get on well with both. Sort of.

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
Aaaaages, like, two years 8D

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
I can't remember. I don't think so ;;

13. What are your biggest fears?:
Humans, talking, meeting new people, my illness/es and losing people I love.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Oh yeah.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
Yes ... in all ways.

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
Yes. It's very hard to break a certain frame of mind, and if you were a cheater in the first place, chances are you're quite solid and probably don't WANT to change if you made that mistake in the first place.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
Well, yes?

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
It'd be neat.

19. Are you currently missing someone?:
Yes. My Daddy.

What would you rather in a guy/girl? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Punk/Goth I guess.

Preppy or Cowboy?:
Neither.

Face or Body?:
Face/expression.

Sweet or Sexy?:
Both.

Well-educated or Dropout?:
Either, but of course, people should be well educated or have good reasons for dropping out of school.

Armani or Abercrombie?:
:lolwutplz:

City-slicker or Rural?:
I don't mind <3

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?:
Blue eyes are the BOMB.

Contacts or Glasses?:
Contacts~

More Questions About You.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?:
Mascara.

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
Huh?

04. Skirts or pants (or trousers for you Brits. XD)?:
"Trousers for us Brits"? Fuck you. XD Uhm, skirts.

05. Socks or leggings?:
LEGGINGS

06. Hoodies or jackets?:
My sexy electric-blue fleeced hoodie
07. Heels or sneakers?:
Heels? NOWAI! Unless they're little ones/have thick soles. Trainers, please!

08. Straight or curly hair?:
Straight. It's slightly wavy naturally, but still fairly straight.

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
Either :3 But if you're feeling paranoid, danglies. Someone could grab ahold of a hoop and then it's a one-way trip to Ouchy Land. ):

10. White or black?:
Both

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
Are those shops? I don't really shop that much ):

12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Smoothes > Lattes

13. Diet or regular sodas?:
Diet.

15. Pearls or diamonds?:
Either. ^_^

16. Vintage or boho?:
What?

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
Neither.

18. Lindsay or Hilary?:
.. Who?

19. Ipod or cell phone?:
iPod kthx. Helps me deal with people on their phones all the freaking time. (I have a phone phobia for those totally clueless)

20. Friends or family?:
.. It's hard to pick ._.;

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
Neither.

22. Manicure or pedicure?:
Manicure.

23. Tiffany’s or Chanel?:
CHANEL LOL BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE CHANNEL 5. (Only friends that pay attention will get that joke)

24. Love or peace?:
Both.

25. Sunglasses or purses?:
Sunglasses.

In a girl or guy...

Funny or Serious?:
Funny is nice.

Romantic or Daredevil?:
Both..

Cute or Hot?:
Either ^^

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
Light I suppose.

Long Hair or Short Hair?:
Short but with some length to it/something to grab onto.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
WAVY.

Clean-cut or Rough?:
Erm, clean is nicer I guess.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
Good dancer, probably.

Basketball Player or Football Player?:
I don't like sports :[

Jock or Rebel?:
Rebel.

Smoker or Non-smoker?:
NON SMOKER OR ELSE

Druggie or Clean?:
Ew, drugs.

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
Either are his choice.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
Clean-shaven, but a beard and tash can be cute too.

Younger or Older?:
Either. But older is fun. >

Player or Loyal?:
Loyal e________________________o;;

And just for the record, things like eye colour/hair length/appearence don't mean much. I think it's the person inside that counts.

What if:
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality:
[2] Eyes:
[3] Face:
[4] Hair:
[5] Clothes:
[6] Mannerisms:


Other:
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you devirginize me?
[13] Would you marry me?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I lovable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are we close?
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Dear Antiv-nom
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're open enough to know that your driving sucks. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Love always,

Rach

(wtf? That was funny.)

Stolen from a fellow tartlet~


Here's how to do it:

Dear (the person you lasted talked to)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1) I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5) I'm sure you're (6) enough to know (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11)

(12),

(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
Other - Under a street lamp

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage (wo)men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your first name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Australia - Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Yup. I'm gonna take a ...

Classic Batman Villains Quiz

(;D)

Joker
[X] You have a dark sense of humour.
[X] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[ ] You like wearing bright colours even if they clash.
[X] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[ ] You are self-obsessed.
[X] You will do anything for a laugh.
[X] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[ ] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[X] You are intelligent.
[ ] You like to be the centre of attention.
[ ] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
Total: 6

Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[X] You seem to have two/multiple sides to you that different people see.
[X] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[X] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[X] You believe in chance and fate.
[X] You tend to be paranoid.
[X] You consider yourself unattractive.
[X] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[X] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[ ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
Total: 8

Penguin
[ ] You love birds.
[ ] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[ ] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[ ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[ ] You are always dressed smartly.
[X] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[ ] You consider yourself obese.
[X] You have a lot of connections.
[X] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.
Total: 3

Scarecrow
[X] You like to scare people.
[X] You have a reclusive nature.
[X] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[X] You are tall and skinny. (Kind of. My weight's average right now but I'm pretty tall.)
[X] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[X] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[X] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 7

Riddler
[X] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD. (I have traits, but no, not the whole thing.)
[X] You are quirky.
[ ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[X] You are an intellectual.
[X] You get high marks on your tests/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[ ] You seldom win in physical fights.
[X] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 5

Mr Freeze
[X] You prefer cold weather.
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[X] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[ ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[X] You are a loner.
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[X] You would do anything for the one you love.
[X] Winter is your favourite season.
[ ] You have poor blood circulation.
Total: 5

Ra's Al Ghul
[ ] You are manipulative. (I try not to be. ._.)
[X] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[X] You want perfect environmental balance.
[X] Science is/was your favourite subject.
[ ] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[X] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[X] You want a son.
[X] You keep yourself fit. (Try to!)
[X] You want to live forever.
[X] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Total: 8

Bane
[X] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[ ] You have been to prison.
[X] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere. Still do.
[ ] You had a classical education.
[ ] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[X] You are violent. (Sometimes.)
[ ] You do not explain your actions.
[ ] You have a Mexican heritage.
Total: 2

Clayface
[ ] You like B-Movies. (What's one of them?)
[X] You want to be an actor/actress.
[ ] You are a good liar. (Nope, terrible!)
[ ] You make sculptures.
[ ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[X] You hate remakes.
[ ] You can't swim.
[ ] You reference films all the time. (*points to Journal title*)
Total: 2

Killer Croc
[ ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[X] You enjoy your own company.
[X] You have quick reflexes.
[ ] You enjoy wrestling.
[X] You are a good swimmer.
[ ] You can run very fast.
[ ] You grew up without your mother.
[ ] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[ ] You are muscular.
Total: 3

Black Mask
[ ] You come from a well-off/wealthy family.
[ ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[X] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[ ] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[X] You are accident-prone.
[X] You consider yourself as unlucky.
[X] You are determined.
[ ] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[ ] You like to intimidate people.
[ ] You want to be the top dog.
Total: 4

Ventriloquist/Scarface
[X] You are meek and mild.
[ ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy.
[ ] Your favourite film is Scarface.
[ ] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[ ] If you could live in any time, it would have the 1920's
[ ] You tend to verbally abuse people.
[ ] You have a speech impediment.
[ ] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself.
[ ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar'
[ ] You have an Italian heritage.
Total: 1

Mad Hatter
[X] You are shy.
[X] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[ ] Alice In Wonderland is your favourite book/Disney film.
[ ] You love tea.
[ ] You have a lot of hats.
[X] You have been called delusional.
[X] You are immature. (Or so the people at school tell me. !)
[ ] You identify more with children than adults.
[X] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[ ] You like to rhyme.
Total: 5

Man-Bat
[ ] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[X] You want to be a scientist. (Hellz yes.)
[ ] You tend to think illogically.
[X] You feel comfortable in the dark. (Most of the time. But I HATE utter darkness during the night due to.. stuff.)
[X] You are instinctive.
[X] You love fruit.
[X] You wish you could fly. (Plz~)
[X] You have a strong family life.
[ ] You are married.
Total: 6

:<

Pick ANY one of my characters and I will tell you their:

01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity